After weather experts pushed back on his false claims that deadly Hurricane Dorian was going to impact Alabama, President Snowflake couldn’t handle being caught in a gaffe, so he used an altered weather map (with a hand-drawn black line added to the original print) to pretend this was the official projection after all. Imagine that: faking evidence to defend a gaffe. Now, sure, Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden too is pretending he opposed the Iraq war back when he didn’t, but he’s not faking posters of himself opposing the Iraq war (we almost designed one of those just for this Countdown). Then again, supporting the Iraq war is more serious than having no clue where a hurricane is going. Then again, Trump lies nonstop. Speaking of whoppers, it’s lunch time, so we’ll end here and go get burgers.

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