“DO NOT CONGRATULATE” was written in ALL CAPS in Trump’s briefing by his national security advisors (the latest one fired) about Putin’s election “victory,” but to hell with the advisors, Trump had a better idea! He congratulated Vladimir Putin on winning an election whose fairness is disputed by many. There was ample frustration with Trump’s move, including from fellow Republican senator John McCain, who said: "An American president does not lead the free world by congratulating dictators on winning sham elections." In other news, CNN warns “Trump is now facing a triple-barreled litigation drama involving a porn actress, a reality show star and a former Playboy model that promises further embarrassing allegations.” In other news still, Trump and Joe Biden are threatening to physically beat the crap out of each other (the sort of thing you’d scold a 15-year-old over). In final other news, remember that fired national security advisor, well Trump has appointed a new one, John Bolton. All you need to know is that he has never met a war he didn’t want to start, an anti-Muslim conspiracy theory he didn’t love and that this appointment does not require senate confirmation. Yes, those memes you are seeing about how “we’re all going to die” are scaring us too.

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