The Virtual Uprising

Posted on December 14, 2011
Doesn’t it sometimes feel like there is an inside bet among candidates over who can get away with saying the most outrageous thing this election season? If there is such a bet, Gingrich may very well have just won it.
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America’s Gain, Countdown’s Loss

Posted on December 06, 2011
For those who would like exclusive footage of how we (the Countdown team) took it here at the office when we first heard of Cain’s decision to quit, click here.
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Worse Than We Thought

Posted on November 23, 2011
Every week, we reach the conclusion that we’ve seen the full extent of Herman Cain’s ridiculousness, and every week he proves us wrong.
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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

Posted on November 16, 2011
It may be hard to believe at this point, but we promise that Herman Cain is not being paid by the Countdown team to provide us with material; he really is behaving this absurdly entirely on his own (pinky swear).
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When Politics Malfunction

Posted on November 08, 2011
President Perry’s solution to illegal immigration will be to personally patrol the border in his pickup truck
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Countdown: Grab Your Joystick, It’s Campaign Season

Posted on October 13, 2011
The Huffington Post suggests there is a good chance Herman Cain got his "999" tax plan from a video game. Let’s hope none of the candidates are playing Mortal Kombat when they’re trying to decide which interrogation techniques are appropriate for detainees.
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